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Fall Apart Together - Funny Birthday Card

Fall Apart Together - Funny Birthday Card

If there is one person above all, that a person should treasure, it's a friend who stays by your side, forever. As everything starts to recede with the tide, this person will stay stalwart by your side. As vision blurs and skin starts to sag, give this card to that wrinkled old bag! Because they are that treasure, whether near or far. Fall Apart Together with this Funny Birthday Card.

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This is my second pair of glasses. Third for me. They say everything starts to go as you get older. At least we can fall apart together!

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